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Giligan · 09-18-2006, 10:18 AM

Talk about a discussion going swimmingly.....

rlpw · 09-18-2006, 10:40 AM

I don't know if I'm your dad or not Sak. Was your mom in the Western KY erea in the early 80's? Wouldn't be the first time I was accused

Intrepid Homoludens · 09-18-2006, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by SakSquash

You're right, I don't have any sexual experiance. I don't sleep with diseased girls. I'm guessing experiance is an STD?

So doesn't that make you a horny young male virgin who spends every night hardcore gaming and getting off on very scantily dressed digital females?

rlpw · 09-18-2006, 10:46 AM

*picks self up out of floor from reading IH's post*

SakSquash · 09-18-2006, 10:46 AM

No, it makes me a horny young male who's practically married who spends most nights working and hardcore gaming in the AM hours getting off to my gf for most of the month.

rlpw · 09-18-2006, 10:48 AM

Please tell us your girlfriends name isn't Betty Palm

SakSquash · 09-18-2006, 10:48 AM

Ok, i'm done with you.

Intrepid Homoludens · 09-18-2006, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by sakstud

No, it makes me a horny young male who's pratically married who spends most nights working and hardcore gaming in the AM hours getting off to my gf for most of the month.

Wait. You get off to her, not with her. You're right. You really don't have any sexual experience.

< runs >

rlpw · 09-18-2006, 10:50 AM

You give me a heart attack IH and I'm sending you the bill

bulldog · 09-18-2006, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

That's a relief. Just turning 40 myself, I wondered about all those bullshit protocols and decided, meh. I mean, I don't even KNOW how to quilt!!

< runs before bullsie gets her hands on him >.

you better run, I would hate to have to spank you……. wait a minute that wasn’t really a threat was it, you might like that.

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

I dunno, hon. Your mouth might just be so hot it might melt it.

you just don’t know. My nick name (before I got married) was hot lips

. I’ll let your imagination run away with you, and I bet the answer will come to you

.

Intrepid Homoludens · 09-18-2006, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by bulldog

you better run, I would hate to have to spank you……. wait a minute that wasn’t really a threat was it, you might like that.

You're right. Next time you'll have to try harder. Harder. HARDER!! Oh gawd, yes, yes, yes, HAAAAARRRDDERRRRR!!!

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you just don’t know. My nick name (before I got married) was hot lips

. I’ll let your imagination run away with you, and I bet the answer will come to you

.

As it were.

rlpw · 09-18-2006, 11:17 AM

*Covers eyes*
I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud.
*Looks through fingers*

Intrepid Homoludens · 09-18-2006, 11:26 AM

I seriously doubt you'd get off peeking at SakSquash through the safety of your fingers.

rlpw · 09-18-2006, 11:35 AM

Heck a while ago he was accusing me of getting off and becoming his dad

bulldog · 09-18-2006, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

You're right. Next time you'll have to try harder. Harder. HARDER!! Oh gawd, yes, yes, yes, HAAAAARRRDDERRRRR!!!

don’t you mean slow and deep? Or do you like it hard and fast?

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

I seriously doubt you'd get off peeking at SakSquash through the safety of your fingers.

I don’t think he was looking at SakSquash…….. I think he was trying to see my hot lips.

rlpw · 09-18-2006, 11:56 AM

You know come to think about it the name SakSquash can be thought of as Fruedian, I mean come on,, Sak Squash? Sounds like we have one of those budding BDSM folks here! No reason to be ashamed, We're not here to judge

Intrepid Homoludens · 09-18-2006, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by bulldog

don’t you mean slow and deep? Or do you like it hard and fast?

Why not both? Slow and deep at first, then a crescendo to hard and fast, then....then....excuse me for a few minutes....

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I don’t think he was looking at SakSquash…….. I think he was trying to see my hot lips.

He'll burn his eyes that way if he's not careful.

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Originally Posted by rlpw

You know come to think about it the name SakSquash can be thought of as Fruedian, I mean come on,, Sak Squash? Sounds like we have one of those budding BDSM folks here! No reason to be ashamed, We're not here to judge

That or he's been reading a little too much Marquis de Sade.

rlpw · 09-18-2006, 12:14 PM

When I was between marriages one of my jobs was to drive drag queens to there shows. Of course that means my job later that night was to have to fight all those crazy drunk gal/guys off the rest of the night while driving them home. Once you've been in a gay bar bathroom and came out with your Hetrosexuality intact you can just about handle anything anybody does.

Intrepid Homoludens · 09-18-2006, 12:17 PM

I soooooo admire you now. You've been through hell and back.

bulldog · 09-18-2006, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

Why not both? Slow and deep at first, then a crescendo to hard and fast, then....then....excuse me for a few minutes.... .

WOW that was quick, back so soon. Obviously you didn’t do it right.

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

He'll burn his eyes that way if he's not careful. .

He might. I could send you a story that I wrote that would set your monitor on fire. It will have you going for days.

09-18-2006, 10:18 AM	#41
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09-18-2006, 10:40 AM	#42
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Last Online: 05-18-2014 04:26 PM Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	I don't know if I'm your dad or not Sak. Was your mom in the Western KY erea in the early 80's? Wouldn't be the first time I was accused __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

09-18-2006, 10:46 AM	#44
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Last Online: 05-18-2014 04:26 PM Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	picks self up out of floor from reading IH's post __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

09-18-2006, 10:48 AM	#46
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Last Online: 05-18-2014 04:26 PM Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	Please tell us your girlfriends name isn't Betty Palm __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

09-18-2006, 10:50 AM	#49
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Last Online: 05-18-2014 04:26 PM Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	You give me a heart attack IH and I'm sending you the bill __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

09-18-2006, 10:46 AM	#45
SakSquash Banned User Last Online: 10-10-2008 08:34 PM Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New Paltz...for now... Posts: 6,177	No, it makes me a horny young male who's practically married who spends most nights working and hardcore gaming in the AM hours getting off to my gf for most of the month.

09-18-2006, 11:17 AM	#52
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Last Online: 05-18-2014 04:26 PM Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	Covers eyes I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud. Looks through fingers __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

09-18-2006, 11:26 AM	#53
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Last Online: 05-17-2012 02:26 AM Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	I seriously doubt you'd get off peeking at SakSquash through the safety of your fingers. __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

09-18-2006, 11:35 AM	#54
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Last Online: 05-18-2014 04:26 PM Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	Heck a while ago he was accusing me of getting off and becoming his dad __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

09-18-2006, 11:56 AM	#56
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Last Online: 05-18-2014 04:26 PM Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	You know come to think about it the name SakSquash can be thought of as Fruedian, I mean come on,, Sak Squash? Sounds like we have one of those budding BDSM folks here! No reason to be ashamed, We're not here to judge __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

09-18-2006, 12:14 PM	#58
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Last Online: 05-18-2014 04:26 PM Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	When I was between marriages one of my jobs was to drive drag queens to there shows. Of course that means my job later that night was to have to fight all those crazy drunk gal/guys off the rest of the night while driving them home. Once you've been in a gay bar bathroom and came out with your Hetrosexuality intact you can just about handle anything anybody does. __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

09-18-2006, 12:17 PM	#59
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Last Online: 05-17-2012 02:26 AM Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	I soooooo admire you now. You've been through hell and back. __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien